Groucho Marx hat(te) nicht nur den coolsten Namen, sondern auch die coolsten Sprüche.

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

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